Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Boring News Made Newsworthy: Paris Hilton--Party Slut or Enlightment Junkie?

So, Paris Hilton is out partying again.

Is this news?

She was seen clutching various religious books right before she went to jail (conveniently positioned perfectly for photographers).

Then right after she gets out of jail, she was professing about what a "changed" person she is. With regards to partying she told Larry King: “I’m frankly sick of it. I’ve been going out for a long time now, and yeah, it’s fun, but it’s not going to be the mainstay of my life anymore.”

Did anyone really believe that the spoiled wench would change her ways?

She seems to be wearing panties when she goes out now...so I guess she has hit at least one self-improvement milestone. Is the fact that she's back to her old ways and her "enlightenment" was faker than a $20 Fendi bag really newsworthy?

I don't think so.

What would be newsworthy? Not Paris drunkenly scaling a friend's fence...

but how about Paris scaling a fence trying to reach the celestial appearance of Mother Theresa as she is still embracing her newfound spirituality?

THAT might be considered newsworthy.

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